New Year's Resolutions for Conservatives.

New Year's Resolutions for Conservatives.


1) Stop calling the Democratic Party the “Democrat” Party. In America it's legal to change your name, but not someone else's.
2) Stop believing everything Rush Limbaugh says.
3) Stop believing EVERYTHING Rush Limbaugh says.
4) Stop adding abortion to the Bible, and stop subtracting the Commandment about lying.
5) Stop adding the right to own weapons of mass destruction to the Constitution, and stop subtracting the part about promoting the general Welfare.
6) Go back to school. Suggested areas of study: History, Economics, Psychology, Probability Theory, Mathematics, Logical Thinking.
7) Lose weight!

LEG OF LAMP

The leg lamp is a big attraction at the Christmas Story House in Cleveland. The place is really crowded this time of year, but it's hard to imagine going in July.

The Bible vs. Atlas Shrugged

The Bible and Atlas Shrugged. Conservatives hide behind the first, but their economic policies are based on the second. Many Republicans, including Paul Ryan, are inspired by Atlas Shrugged. Satan worshipper, Anton LaVey was inspired by Atlas Shrugged to write The Satanic Bible.