CLEVELAND TEA PARTY

The newspaper estimated the crowd at 400, a little smaller than the zillion predicted by the organizers.

When does it suck having a front-row seat?

Somebody doesn't know DOWN from UP!  If Reagan DID go to heaven, however, that would mean everybody gets in!

Sarah screech-alike.

This guy's family must be SO proud!

Quick, somebody call the dyslexia hotline: 888-8888.  Have you ever seen a protest sign with a semi-colon?

President, Pelosi fan club.

Afraid they'll socialize the food supply.

Getting naked cost this TV anchorwoman her last job, but getting naked didn't prevent Teabag Brown from getting elected Senator from Massachusetts.

I wonder how much time this guy spent on the goofy sign and outfit. On the back of the plate is a picture of George Washington saying "WTF."  Hard to argue with that!

Someone has been living under a rock for the last thirty years.

This stand ran out of 3XL t-shirts, however, they had an adequate supply of hats in sizes Medium, Small, X-Small, 2X-Small, 3X-Small, and Pinhead.

GRISLY DISCOVERY

The remains of a cartoon character have washed ashore at Edgewater Beach in Cleveland, Ohio.  Preliminary reports indicate that it may be Bip, The Michelin Man, who hasn't been seen in several years, and was believed to have been living in reTIREment.